You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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