ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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