Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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