Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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