I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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