...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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