With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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