The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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