She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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