you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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