But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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