Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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