you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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