Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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