look no pants
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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