Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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