The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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