I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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