Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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