I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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