So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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