check it out our google latitudes are spooning
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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