is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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