If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
