I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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