yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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