i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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