Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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