i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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