I'm jealous of your bromance
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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