and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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