ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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