butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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