I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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