I'm really into asian looking animals
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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