They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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