u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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