ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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