Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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