Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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