Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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