"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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