Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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