it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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