Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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