Well apparently he's into motor boating.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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