you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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