are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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