Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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