So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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