Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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