Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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