I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is wine microwaveable?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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