Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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