my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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