he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drunk is not a location!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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